Mr. Bear: I spent the weekend building a loft bed for my girlfriend's craft room.
Mr. Bear's coworker: Oh? That's cool. Does she sew? I sew all my own clothes, see?
Mr. Bear: Is that embroidery? Nice. I want to get my girlfriend an embroidery machine.
Mr. Bear's coworker: (pause) Wow, it must be serious!
About Me
- Chae
- Lapsed anthropologist-turned-burlesque performer and post-modern punk housewife/homesteader living in the beautiful Pacific Northwest with a hunky husband, gorgeous daughter, adorable corgi, fluffy rabbit, and three clucking fabulous chickens.
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